They shouldn't have released a single called "Mmmpop," it confuses people.

Will Sasso is the sassoiest person on the planet, however.

I'll listen to orchestral music and other typically weird stuff when I exercise too. Smooth jazz, whatever fits my mood that particular day.

Shove a fist up his ass hard and fast, not in a sexual way, but in a I am pissed off at you way

Can we send the knuckle-dragging jurors to prison for being idiots too? Or at least hold them in contempt?

I mean we can still blind Baldwin, it's not like that option is off the table.

How would they know what "black" is?

I'm outaged, we all know Alec is clearly illiterate!

"Sir, I don't think redistricting light commercial zone 36 to medium commercial is going to 'invite the lizard men of Neptune to eat your children,' please take your tinfoil tuxedo coat and sit back down."

I think we should just eat him, but that's my solution to everything.

Who actually would attend these "Town Halls?" Can I hold a Town Hall?

Not just the majority, literally all. Every woman. Ever.

You caught me, my greatest shame revealed, not being 100% pure evil

I can't hear "surf and turf" without thinking of the mummy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

The dairy cows all unionized and now he's trying to boycott them because human laws don't hold weight with bovines.

He could probably also get better ice cream at the Chocolate Shoppe, and it'd also be supporting his local business. Instead of shipping his money off to Scottsdale where I, coincidentally hail from.

It's almost like they were acting like this guy was President and his actions had weight and relevance!

That's why my secret agenda involves eating members of the other political party

He said "Momento" which was Nolan's weird knockoff of his own film.

OH MY GOD EMBEDDED COLORED TEXT, HE'S A WITCH, BURN HIM!