The Kwisatz Haderach? Oh Sazerac…

Before everyone gets on Mohd's case, I implore you all to scroll down one comment further.

It would be really weird to suddenly implement the whole time traveling thing, although I thought there was a reference to it in the first one.

He was banned for taking steroids.

Ape society is doomed though. It's a society that is locked into castes on a purely biological level since they're all different species and can't interbreed! Someone get the word out, APE CIVILIZATION IS DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Tom Hardy doing a striptease for a full minute ad and then him suggesting we go check out the film.

Did you ever see the original Christopher Nolan vs. The Planet of the Apes? It's a pure 70's classic, you should check it out.

"It's the AV Club. Comments don't have to have points."

He offers a stupid opinion that is easy to rally against, and make us feel better about not being such awful human beings. Though that's not really too rare these days.

You're preaching to the choir here. It's a weird as shit delineation, especially since dentists perform surgical procedures as well.

That lady is trying to burrow into that other person's skull to get the precious goo inside all wrong. Fingers together! Everyone knows that!

I wonder how long these comments will last before the comments are either flagged and deleted, or the commenter gets banned.

Okay, I'm ready to attack people for endorsing slavery. I don't care how unpopular it will make me on these boards, but I'm ready to bite the bullet of being labeled "anti-slavery" and say I think slavery it's a bad thing.

So he's libertarian, but he presumably thinks that we should support Israel somehow with the taxes we no longer collect in his libertarian utopia, and also he's firmly anti-Islam even though that'd be government interference into a person's religion? And he's pro-fascist wannabe, but anti-Nazi?

Yeah, I think it's better to simply go after those on the left side of the thing who simply did not vote due to lack of interest by re-energizing them and just give up on anyone firmly entrenched on the right, at this point they have to know they're fucking up, but they're too "party over country" or "haha I don't…

But health insurance won't cover a cavity! You need a dentist and dental insurance for it.

The problem was they thought they were giving him enough rope to hang himself, which they were, but he was using it for autoerotic asphyxiation instead.

I'm gonna run a platform of "fuck that guy, look I'm holding a puppy!"

You'd be upset too if you could understand what that means in Australian:
Nugget, let's go chase some koalas.: Nugget, let's kill all indigenous species in Australia, and then set the outback on fire before fleeing to New Zealand for sanctuary, which is a much better country.
Now do you understand?

Don't Koalas all have chlamydia as well?