It's such an absurd argument, it's like me arguing that Obamacare is illegal because it's decreed in law that "Arby's: We Have the Meat." It makes as much fucking sense.

Does this mean there's going to be a gladiatorial duel and we're going to run into a situation where he is disarmed, then calls to the secret service for help and the lead agent tells them to sheath their weapons?!

Let's bring powdered wigs back in style. Who's with me?

QUICK WHILE HIS MIND IS TEMPORARILY OPEN, BRAINWASH HIM TO ACCEPT THE LIBERAL AGENDA! BOMBARD HIM WITH FACTS AND OBJECTIVE KNOWLEDGE, BEFORE IT CLOSES!

Probably to distract people from the stupid hat she's wearing.

Kind of like how many are blindly devoted to the weird nonsense in the Old Testament, you know the part of the Bible that their Messiah wasn't in?

… Used to be?

Several thousand calories?

Well they shouldn't cream themselves, that's clearly a sin and now they're going to hell. OH CRU-EL IRONY!

I love that this guy's political stances are clearly unwavering, except when it might rightfully inconvenience him and cause him gainful employment. Way to stand by what you believe, guy!

It's only their sworn duty to cast off tyranny if it's a political party they, for reasons beyond their own comprehension, despise. If it's their "team" in charge, even if they say, actively were to enslave and force their children into death matches, that would simply be un-American.

I live within a 90 mile radius of Chicago, and the constant red-orange glow, smell of sulfur, and loud bellowing demonic shouting to the southeast of where I live is kind of getting old.

That's your answer to everything!

No, it's because (Huey Lewis and The News presents) ADDICTED (to Love)

Ah gotcha, I was totally thinking they were just regularly designed underwear but for gay men specifically… somehow.

They also has you by making you give an impromptu performance in front of The Academy members.

Wait why is there underwear that is sexual preference specific?

Nixon played Reagan? What a crazy world.

Is this a hint? Were they all playing President Bane or President Tom Hardy?!

Damn, he's on to me and my pro-Hippopotamus based government stance!