It's great too, because he's the one who got elected, so there's only a chance it could turn out negatively for him. It's like he's trying to rob someone, only he's holding the gun up to his own head.

Wasn't Newton a notoriously proud virgin?

I'm surprised they were able to defeat Ms. Havisham's robot monkeys myself.

MegaBrewer UNITE! *Awesome anime-style theme plays as various beers form a giant robot that begins vomiting*

Do it, come at him

"Are you KIDDING me?" -John McEnroe before serving a tennis ball into the Borg's ship's core destroying them, as they had yet to adapt to a felt ball-based attack.

Is there a reason you didn't spell the name of the person you're following around correctly in your handle?

I think Futurama ended nicely.

I already went over the robot erections

Robot erections. That's all. The show will be nothing but robots with erections.

Do they actually review this stuff, or could someone theoretically say "okay, sure," and then produce something so comically over-the-top that nobody would confuse it for an actual stance?

It's Jaime. Pronounced "HI-may."

It does have a rather violent sounding name for a company that makes medical devices and surgical equipment.

Pfft, yeah right, next your going to tell me that Starship Troopers wasn't actually endorsing the military service for citizenship stance that the movie portrays.

Whatever, this isn't telling me anything about dating Natalie Dormer so I don't care

I learned that I can drive a woman to madness by dressing nicely.

The HR rep was animated when he was talking to me about why drawing nude pictures of myself with massive phalluses as breasts and an anus instead of genitalia was against company policy, does that help?

I drew some doodles on a piece of paper the other day, does that count?

I would be more insulted by their attempt at pronouncing a word comprised of two English words and failing than what I assume is a Native-American one.

I used to be a good boy, going to church every Sunday. Then I read this and now I worship Satan and actively recruit innocent children into his army of darkness.