Hey at least Tax Man had actual weapons, Current Year Man only attacked you with current event headlines.

I like the cameo from a long-dead President bemoaning the fact he never visited the theater.

We all know that the drink that tames the Texas heat is ginger ale, boiling-hot Texas-style ginger ale!

Oh yeah, well I haven't seen very many films and I'm not getting laid!

So, how is high school going?

There's like three different timelines going on in the films.

YOU MUST CHOOSE

It's a good pick-me-up after watching Logan, I recommend watching it afterwards to cheer yourself up a bit.

Fair enough, although this would seem to refute the stubborn part

You know blackout drunk people don't become ragdolls incapable of movement, correct?

I'm not labeling you as shit, but you can clearly see how one side might be a bit more stubborn, illogical, and ignorant than the other, correct?

Haven't you heard the expression "SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT?!?" it's used sarcastically to indicate that they're obviously intolerant. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go enact legislation that goes against years and years of scientific research from people far more qualified than myself, decry the behavior of…

My phone tried its hardest to make me look insane, "well he normally uses Swype recognition, but he typed that last word out manually, clearly it must just be a mistake, let me autocorrect it!"

By not saying he had wild sex with her, so clearly she must have been sober? But that would require having a brain or coherent thoughts, I'm pretty sure this guy lacks both of those things.

DeWaluigi does not, however

She drove the winning racecar in the Le Mans 24-hour race… While having sex with him.

It would be great if he spewed pee out of his mouth every time he spoke, but this one time he got trapped in a waterproof room and he kept shouting for help but nobody was there, and eventually the room filled with pee, and he drowned in the pee, and eventually the door rotted and broke down and his pee-riddled corpse…

Republican Cyborg is simply just a robot now, and Republican Batman still refuses to kill anyone, unless they're minorities.

A shitty interstate highway logo with his name inserted in it?

So we're going the reverse direction now where we cast children as teens?