That's why I included the second sentence, about the inevitable follow-ups.

"Yes, which is why I'm at a bar with you because it does bother me." *Smack*

"I don't drink" usually shuts them up quickly. Before they start asking other questions.

If you really truly hated it, you would have run away.

I thought it was heavily implied that she overdosed on heroin in the parking lot shortly after being released from detention

Wally Ringmold?

Behold our immaculately unblemished faces!

Intensify forward firepower?

That's Jake Busey of Starship Troopers. He already has alien killing experience!

She used to be on The View right? That's how I'm going to jump into this topic: I'm not a violent person, but their token conservative panelist was responding to anything dealing with Trump by screeching "BUT OBAMA BLAH BLAH…" "WELL HILLARY BLAH BLAH…" I've never so badly wanted to be able to leap through a television…

Cexy

Well you fed your refrigerator ("it's stuffed"), but what are you gonna eat?

There's probably enough salt in most of that stuff that it wouldn't taste half bad.

Listen dude, just shove that raw beef in your mouth, no need to ruin it by cooking it.

*the conversation continues*

As someone with the occasional bout of tinnitus in one of my ears, does it have an awesome scene where we hear the *pop*-whine from the perspective of Baby? I always wanted to hear an annoying high-pitch whirring on the big screen!

He does have something to say, "I like making movies and listening to music," that's a thing

I drive an 08' Sonata, does that count? Can I be a baby driver?

It means he looks tender and delicious, and should be lightly breaded, pan fried and paired with a pasta and salad.

How else am I supposed to greet the filthy little urchin children around town other than "what's up, squirt?"