Damp cake sounds gross. Damp cake sounds like you dunked it in water for no fucking reason.

You have to eat a realistic copy of the Constitution and then vomit it up in the middle of the lobby for the secret to be revealed.

It was much more raunchy.

"Did I miss any ass play?"
"Tons."

Leia: "I love you."
Han: " You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

"Do or do not, I have a throbbing erection." was the original line.

Limited? Come on they make it past the Rocky Mountain Range a whole… 2 times!

"He's telling us to love and respect disenfranchised peoples and to give my money to the poor and needy, he's a socialist, GET HIM!"

I am bizarro Stormzy.

So Trump was simply trying to remain humble and claim he wasn't an artist, while simultaneously complementing Hillary during that debate?

I want to know if T.J. Miller thinks I should get in on Verizon's unlimited plan.

Well he's 4 years old, but has been rebellious recently so I just assumed he was going through very early puberty.

No, that's why they always actively infect themselves with various ailments.

No you see, they care deeply about the people in their industry and their financial well-being, but don't care about sick people… for some… reason.

Yes, because the cure itself wouldn't also be ludicrously profitable if it actually existed.

You can put a strikethrough of that "educated" qualifier in there.

I hope Blimps! crash into the production of this show, creating a hellish firestorm from which these awful people can't escape.

I think 5% of North American families should be forced to fight each other in gladiatorial-style arena battles for the amusement of our plutocratic class.

I work at a company called EPIC, and anytime I read an article or see the word used anymore it just reminds me of work

Oh God, Timmy?! Where is he? Last I saw I chucked him at some glowing red douchebag!