Maybe the letter 'u' hasn't been invented in this commenter's timeline yet

Well you see, you have those bitter cold winters to toughen up your citizens, we have to do something which is why we've chosen absurd healthcare costs to toughen up ours. Nothing makes a person stronger than untreated chronic disease!

How is Fox News selling this to any of its elderly and poor, rural viewers though. "Hey you guys will be fine, disease and injuries are a liberal conspiracy, the good thing is that we defeated something that NOBABA OBUMMER accomplished!"

Yeah, that's the first song I think of when I think of 38 special

A stupid one where the oversight on that page isn't particularly high.

How's your recovery going?

I somehow have 3 Wheatus songs in my electronic database.

What about "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky See Funky Do

"Two Princes?" I said alternative, this is college rock!

Oh man if I had a nickel for every time a person in a limo rode up to me, opened the door and said "get in this limo and get your dick out!"

I didn't read the article at all, I came here to make facetious replies to comments and to engage in absurdist hyperbole, occasionally maybe making a cogent post. I did however read the person's comment I replied to, try and read my comment as a response to his comment and not the article.

GET ANGRY, YES LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU! YES, YES EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE!

NO! Read my think piece about how the fact that all the costumes in the movie weren't made of wool failed to allow Wonder Woman to achieve 100% of her potential!

It happened frequently with Lois Lane and Clark Kent in the Superman animated series and animated films. I think sometimes even after she found he was Superman.

Teti! Teti! Tron Guy, A.V. Club Daily Shopper, who are you, where are you going?

It's gone too far this time, Whovian has to kill this person.

Jurassic World: Cretaceous Galaxy: Mesozoic Universe 3

Ah they didn't select my tagline, This time JurASS is on the line.

How about Bob Murray has never actively engaged in sexual congress with a collection of coal?

Bob Murray eats babies, sexually assaults puppies, and throws sacks of kittens into various lakes.