Before Dennis Miller went insane he wrote how it would be impossible to vote him off survivor. "Fuck you, I'm a SURVIVOR, DAMMIT!" And then he'd pick off the remaining contestants one-by-one while hiding in the jungle.

Little does he realize that I'm the secret benefactor who paid for him to learn how to become a gentleman. Me, one of the commentariat!

IRON EAGLE SEX ORGY
LION SEX ORGY BOAT

And now the story of a space family who lost everything and the one rogue smuggler who had no choice but to keep them all together.

Oh I thought you meant the equivalent of the Trump movement taking hold in Pawnee.

It's harder to misspell everything that badly than it is to type it out correctly, like this gibberish took actual effort to create.

I'd imagine just dumpster fires littering the streets of Pawnee, feral raccoons with swastikas emblazoned on their heads attacking people for no reason.

-Sincerely, little girl

Oh name puns, don't uh… m-Vishnevetskynd if I partake.

Stop being such a loon.

But whose dick body slammed the media, was it yours or Terry Bollea's? Or was it a tag team match?

I was under the impression that they posted the sex clip without permission from the parties involved, which is a pretty dick Hulk Hogan-sized dick move. I thought it was standard that sites would get cease and desist letter when it involved posting actual physical photographs and videos of a sexual nature from the…

Oh I'll re-register, I hate work enough that I need some sort of escape.

I thought he was saying that to stop reading and attempting to parse out an opinion once "SJW" enters the comment is a bad thing. Which it is. I'm well aware of the echo chamber I live in, but I do tend to read right-wing commentary from time to time, usually just to confirm "yes this is a horrible opinion." It's…

Finally! They're finally teaching us how to truly love!

Because almost 100% of the time they mean "do this for me," which isn't advising someone it's telling them what to do. I'd be more amenable to "please help!"

No, actually pizza is quite common at random bars and stuff. What's strange is they serve like every type of food imaginable.

As someone who sees "please advise" at the end of a shit ton of emails that I receive, I advise you to go fuck yourself. I hate that damn phrase.

He's an iconoclast!

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! *eaten by giant spider*