Richard Adultman is three kids in a trenchcoat, let them enjoy their childhood a bit more first.

Maybe he ran to tell everyone he was ecstatic with joy, the horror was simply him trying to figure out who to tell first.

Same. I hate myself, so where do you think I'd consider myself on the likability scale?

We all know, they get on cereal boxes when a person captures their soul with a camera. You're all rending people's everlasting spirits apart every time you crack open a box!

Mold riddled cereal, alright!!

O*h m*y G*od, wh*at a*n opp*ort*un*i*t*y****!

They both can say they're academy award winning actors though. Let that sink in.

Almost all of the fundamental laws of physics would need to be different. You'd need a universe without gravity, which means mass wouldn't exist anywhere, which means the standard matter that makes up the Earth wouldn't exist, which means the Earth wouldn't exist which makes this a stupid thought experiment.

"I haven't eaten pizza in a month due to this movie. Fuck you all." -Michael Kaine, notorious Pizza-hound

I stopped reading when it said "Merlin," and just why? Why Merlin in a Transformers movies, why Bay, why?

You'd be impressed with the sheer amount of intestines mammals have. So it could have just been a regular small rodent.

But I can terrify a cat merely by existing or appearing in its field of vision.

Do they get confused by the concept of cat food then? If I'm such a shitty hunter how do you keep getting magic food?! Look at me I'm trying to reason with fucking cats here.

Did you eat it? If not… Can I?

Creation? Creation?! It's "Origins," it's always "Origins!"

I'm fairly certain some of the closeted members would remain unfazed by this.

Please teach me the form of Spanish least used by the Spanish speaking world!

Please, Bannon is the most ALPHA MALE by virtue of being blindingly handsome; in that looking at him causes one to go blind.

I'm surprised Trump didn't try and hire a super model for this position originally.

No, no me gusta! *gets swept away by tidal wave*