Wait, I lack friends, lovers, relationships, and don't seem to have the tools innate to humans to obtain these things, am I autistic?

Einstein never actually existed, he is an implanted memory created by the Illuminati.

I can't read punctuation. This kid wants to date his mom?!

It's not work if it's fun! Milking the cows is a hobby, a fun, fun hobby!

Okay, fine but I'm getting more stuff about human penises based on these results, which leads me to believe that I'm going down a dead-penis, I mean dead-end path.

I've spent 5 minutes researching this and I guess their penis bone is like 7 inches (for polar bears), but I have no idea if this is fully aroused length because I'm not going to Google "aroused bear penis length." I'm merely content with having "bear penis length" in my history.

Should have dialed back on the bears a bit

I'lll eat airplanes if I want! It's full of delicious, nutritious aluminum and plastics!

Can't wait until they forbid writing and notepads, or the ability to form memories

He's shaking, it's hard to sleep when you're shaking or vibrating

The Bush's were Republican? Those leftist, socialist weirdos who didn't have an explicit agenda to directly arrest people for disagreeing with their policies? Suuuuuuurrreee….

Read them non-fiction books about the atrocities of mankind.

What if he said he wants to eat beetles too?!

And think of all that sentient yeast being sacrificed! It's the most intelligent of the fungi!

I don't understand this post and I won't respond to it

Hum….mus! Those chickpeas put up quite a fight!

My God, at this rate of culinary expansion, you'll be eating long-pig in no time! And then move onto space exploration to find more advanced civilizations to eat!

Don't spoil it!

Fuck. Yes.

God damn I didn't realize the far left was so uncontrollably powerful, you think they would leverage that into controlling at least a single branch of the government.