All these "OF COCK" jokes will be lost… Like tears in the rain

I'm so reading that article. I hate that gas station.

I'm beaten down from political debate and fatigue, it's hard for me to tell what's directed at me and what's not.

Fox News: The War on Logic Is Never-ending

A.) I'm not cheering it, you people seem to fail to be able to tell the difference between me saying something is ironic and me saying it's hilarious or earned or whatever your twisted mind would put in my statement.

Saying something is ironic doesn't mean I take glee in it, or do you think I was laughing happily at the end of something like "Romeo and Juliet." Irony isn't schadenfreude, I didn't say it was schadenfreude, why? BECAUSE THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

Are you people not listening to me, his species is native to America, not Scotland, there's a conspiracy afoot!- *gets dragged off by Disney thugs*

Do gun manufacturers make up like 67% of our GDP or something? The way politicians kowtow to them is a thing of awe.

Yes, even gun owners support this shit. They literally act on NOBODY BUT THEIR OWN interest in regards to gun control in that it keeps the NRA funding their re-elections. It's utter madness.

I don't know how else to describe a congressman with an A+ rating from the NRA, who introduced bills to relax restrictions on interstate gun sales getting shot as anything other than "ironic." It is almost a perfect example of it.

No, because expressing the opinion that you could care less if someone is hurt isn't an active threat.

You know what? Scrooge McDuck is an American Pekin, but he has a weird ass accent like he's Irish. Did his family emigrate from America and then back again or something? NONE OF THIS ADDS UP AT ALL!

They're also adding massive phalluses to the ducks because Disney scoured the internet and saw that they were very popular when they were drawn this way.

Murderiott (they even have their own rewards program!)
Four Knife Points by Sheraton
Sleep-FOREVER Inn
Cold Comfort Inn
Indefinite Stay Inn BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN KILLED

Embassy Suites: Only They Kill Here Instead

What the, this is the same pun as the original minus "the."

No no no, it was that they died while watching Outbreak in 1995.

The lizard people that control the DCEU are involved in deep state warfare with the Illuminati in charge of the MCU.

Well judging by the cover it's called either "Dngelic" or "Deltangelic."

Take me with you back to space