Something from the Midwest made it to Phoenix? I'm shocked as I have never met anyone there from the Midwest. Or California for that matter.

How did he obtain his firearms?

I blame myself as I yelled at an old gypsy woman that she could never cause an act of political irony with her magic early this morning.

Used to? YA BLEW IT!

Does that mean Dubuque? I drove through on my way moving here and it was gorgeous there. But I also come from the scorched Earth hellscape of the American Southwest, so maybe I'm just easily impressed.

I live here too, and I follow a fairly strict dietary guideline. So unfortunately, my food samplings so far have been inadequate. Except my parents visited recently, and I let myself cheat. Curds every day!

Can you, uh, stop the most recent Presidential election while you're back there, asking for a friend.

It was all Spider-Man's fault, he's clearly a menace just like my man Triple-J always was saying.

I always loved God of War's use of scale, so I am looking forward to it's use with Norse mythology.

I'm a social justice warlock. Sometimes I'm a social justice enchanter though.

His schtick isn't funny anymore. I wish he'd come up with new material.

Yeah I just read his most recent tweet storm and I'm pretty sure he's currently or constantly suffering from one of those ailments, so we're all fucked since apparently he's indestructible.

This is the final straw that will turn Trump into a quivering mass of goo. He will be so incensed he suffers nineteen simultaneous heart attacks, strokes, and aneurysms… Or not.

Every time I blink, it is a nightmare. I have never slept.

"There's a ghost in the house! Bobby, save the propane and get out bwahhh!"

My finances are not, however.

Got a fever of 103!

Because, dammit, BECAUSE!

How hard is it to separate dictatorships and actual socialism? I'm baffled by people who would conflate what Putin does with what the actual ideals of socialism would be.

That's one thing DCEU has done correctly, their scores tend to be pretty superb, but I think that just may be a reflection of the strength of the composers they use.