They'll have to crossover to Marvel and grab them there, but I'm concerned their Ares might tag along for the ride and he's not really up to snuff compared to DC's Ares.

It's because he read those articles on how to date Natalie Dormer, she can sense it, it's one of the tips, so she went in for the kiss. It's not his fault, Peggy, he was just looking for general dating advice!

That's right it's not the sequel we're expecting because this time it's a straight up adaptation of Nietzsche's work!

The most striking example of political correctness run amok is that I'm not allowed to defecate on Alex Jones head without facing legal ramifications.

\m/ WELCOME TO METAL GOOP FEST, PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACE SLICED OFF AND INGEST FROG VENOM! \m/

I'm pretty sure Satan actively encourages everybody to kill everybody constantly in hell.

Isn't he a white Polish-American guy too? Clearly he's just the superior white specimen, weeding out the weaker ones, why wouldn't the Nazis embrace that? C'mon, you gotta own your horrific eugenic views, people!

So how much does he want to? On a scale from 1 to creepazoid megabeast, where does he land?

I'm curding my loins just thinking about it.

I only literally objectify women, like I see one and I think "God damn, she'd make an excellent coffee table!"

"… eventually, I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

College girls look like children to me at this point. My advice to younger people is always "don't age," but do they listen? No.

Yeah they're pretty common in the southwest as well. Clearly a regional thing.

I know it's a great movie and show but all I can think of when I see the title is an ATHF quote:

I mean they have their place when you want to play them, but I, as an anti-social introvert, personally revile having to interact with people in any manner, even in a completely surfactory way sometimes.

So your saying we could have had a 20 minute discussion about the benefits of peanut butter cookies versus snicker doodles and they left that out?!

You and Thants up above should form a think tank to figure it out.

The novelizations tend to diverge wildly from the actual movies, if I recall correctly the one for Civil War ended with Captain America and Iron Man finally agreeing that splitting up the team due to lack of cookies was foolish and they should just share them. It also revealed some pretty dark shit about the number…

There's a girl I work with named Claire. I don't know her last name, so I just call her "Claire." I disagree with this assertion.

Except for the uncontrollable erections anytime someone mentions Malcolm McDowell.