Do we consider Marisa Tomei at 52 to be an old person? Because I'm all for Aunt May having to go undercover as a stripper in the upcoming Spider-Man. They can crossover with The Wrestler, Marvel loves crossovers.

No no no, Tooms without the 'e', MCU is crossing over with the X-Files, gotta get someone with super stretching powers somehow.

That's no way to speak of the actress you have chained up in your basement

There's also a junior novelization for Caligula too.

He had the best improvised "hey(s)" I've ever heard.

He's teaching the angels how to do the Batusi now

I know it's been a day since this was posted and nobody will be reading this, but nobody, fucking nobody, has made a completely unnecessary comment referencing SHINY AND CHROME or WITNESS ME. And it really has bummed me out.

I did not, but I wanted to make that joke, and you stole it, you jerk!

That's just good ol' fashioned ALPHA behavior right there. The woman can tell the man is so ALPHA. Just like all those posters on Breitbart, they have the bodies of an ALPHA, just like our ALPHA President.

They tried to recall him at least.

He can't he spent all night watching the Dbacks game, even though it was during the day this time!

Am I the only one who doesn't actually give a shit about that? Ever, in any situation. EARN YOUR RED WINGS GUYS!
I'm a pretty gross person I guess and/or know the bloodborne diseases of your partner.

Thank God, my nightmare is over

I don't care that you don't care that Rachel Bloom doesn't care about award shows.

I don't care that Rachel Bloom doesn't care about award shows.

That's why they try and keep everyone out of Kansas, they don't need a bunch of Bros coming in to ruin the non-stop fuck fest going on, they've just achieved the perfect ratio of participants and preferences. That's the real the legislature and governor have ruined the state.

Dennis takes an extended break? BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!

I am crows

I dole out my praise via sloppy tongue-kissing, do you wish to proceed?

You work some weird hours, Dennis.