Well they also robbed the joint blind while they were performing, it's all part of the movie I'm writing.

Ever since those hackers released episodes of this show, I have no intention of watching this season. I haven't downloaded the episodes, nor did I ever intend to; but it's totally the hackers' fault for my lack of interest. Their brilliant plan is working! I also don't intend to watch that Funderdome show either!

Maybe they meant Injustice the DC Comics' fighting game?

Presumably he might have actually campaigned in battleground states instead of, you know, not doing that.

Stop murdering people, framing other people, and then working to set those people free.
Although it is the perfect crime, nobody suspects the wrongful conviction lawyer…

I think that actually had something to do with cats being related to the Egyptian God of death… No wait I think that's like some sort of dog, anyways they represented a deity opposed to the Mummy.

Baylor's rampant sexual assaults allegations for their athletic teams.

If I was in that meeting and I had to wait for him to do this bullshit, I would be pissed, but it's kinda unrelated to the original "outrage."

Maybe he plans on arresting his voting base for crimes against voting for competent leadership. On the last day he'll convict himself and throw his own ass in prison.

Wait Velasquez? That's not an Egyptian surname, stop Latina-washing movies!

Like Rainbow Kite up above, you have failed as a child and/or Taylor Kitsch is your father's child now.

To be fair logic isn't his strong suit since as a mummy he theoretically should have had his brain removed.

You clearly have failed as a parent and/or Brendan Fraser is your child's father now.

That security team looks like it knows what it's doing, throwing punches and kicking the attacker like a street fight, instead of you know, subduing him and wrestling him down.

That's a coincidence, not irony!

The it is night itself, which makes the whole thing stupid because when else is night going to come, during the day?

Out of the three consecutive comments about whatever Krisha or Krishna is, yours is the best.

And I wish Edgerton released a song called Edgerton of Seventeen because it would be perfect and could be his theme song.

He's secretly Donald Trump, it's the only explanation for his obsession!

Decker is the eagle that sets he's the eagle America needs for, Decker is the freedom eagle.