You realize that Will Sasso changed his name from Mohammad Al-Wilaasoo and Brian Urlacher was originally named Hector Thector Hector Jr. Sr. The fourth?

She's actually a blue person in real life.

I have good news for you, friend!

The mummy does rap in this movie. The cool kids said he had phat rhymes… yo.

A.A. wants to pleasure his Mummy? I may have read some stuff too fast.

So then just the one

Vampires are notoriously harsh on their secretaries

No, but I am

My genitals are actually a portal to a Lovecraftian dimension, so anytime I expose them in any way a cacophony of tentacled nightmares or a gigantic eyeball could await.

Nobody admits it, but pushing rope is the best sex!

You'd have to fight to get me into clothing, I'd do everything naked. "This is a PG family-oriented movie!" They'd tell me. Fuck you, my character would be naked to attend the school play, I can just tell that's how he's written.

Wait wait, workout naked? On like heavy equipment? Why would anyone what random shit flopping about when you're exercising?

They'll also have their shoes on for some fucking reason and nothing else, or be holding an otherwise perfectly good towel for which to cover themselves.

JUST WALK AWAY. I WILL GIVE YOU SAFE PASSAGE IN THE LAND OF AUSSIE STEREOTYPES. JUST WALK AWAY AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO KNIFEY-SPOONY.

As everyone mentioned on here he's not senile, he's clearly a fifth dimensional being that is well beyond our capability as mere human beings to understand. -Breitbart, probably

Terrific fucking mouth feel, though.

Yes, I just want to know what happens, I want good things to happen to these people.

Good news I want to produce your show, and you can act in it too! The only catch is you have to refer to your life as unsheltered and unprivileged from now on. You must lie and sell out to fulfill your dreams. CAN YOU DO IT?!

Laura Prepon should release her own line of mustard where people ask, "excuse me do you have any Laura Prepon?" Except all the people in the commercials will be played by her.

But now Trump is gonna make America great again and bring back those manufacturing jobs right? Make America relive the industrial revolution again, wooooooooooooooo!