To be fair to Captain America the whole setup for those movies is directly tied into the larger MCU.

How come everyone needs to see hero movies to be inspired to kick ass? I get my inspiration to exercise and kick ass from hating myself. Sure it's mentally detrimental and I lack any actual self-confidence but… What were we talking about again?

If you read this comment you must share and tag 1000 friends and eternal life will be yours, otherwise like the Titan Jupiter, you will fear your children, eventually consuming them only to have the strongest among them disembowel you to free them and then imprison you in Tartarus.

I assure you everything in the spoiler tags happen in this book, why else would we go through the trouble of adding the tags?

I mean sure, it could become my guilty summer pleasure, but it won't.

The article doesn't mention it, but that fence is actually keeping the tornado out.

Alright I'll admit it, Top Cruise is kind of catchy.

Right? And how all the different girlfriends like Anger, Mundanity, Maternal, etc. combined to form that Voltron-esque super bot, it felt like she was just ripping off your standard Japanese fighting robot story.

What if I were a mute? This dimenhydrinate- fuck it my phone just thought I meant that instead of "comment" so I'm leaving it and abandoning the rest of this sentence.

Well put, this is a well-articulated argument that could not be applied to the OP in this thread, despite there being more evidence to suggest that than the original point.

For one brief period of time, I was King of the AV Club world. This is my story…

This site is being eviscerated? Oh no, is John Oliver behind it?!

Don't your see? Shadow cinema controls the world! Wake up, SHEEPLE!

Do you live in Paris?

Going 2 steps forward and then 2 steps back isn't really that useful in getting a country anywhere.

So if I was to say, kidnap him and force feed him fossil fuels I could keep screeching "NO I WON'T SET YOU FREE, DON'T YOU SEE THE LORD IS MAKING ME DO THIS? It's part of his Divine Plan!" And he'd just accept it?

I'm sick of everyone tearing down his supporters, don't you realize coal is the future! It's a never-ending resource that's replenished by God via his magic coal-powers, which was explicitly mentioned in the Bible. There is not more money to be made in green energy, our enemies are doing this to trick us into…

I'll fill in the blanks. It was all a dream.

This was pretty good but I thought the end where it turns out the scientists behind the experiment were aliens and Mary's secret debilitating illness was actually her secret ninja training waiting to be unleashed to kill the aliens before they could unleash the PARKGenesis Device upon the populace that would make…

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