I give everybody +70000000 odds that I ever give a shit about these television shows. Who wants in?

I'm still as confused as everyone else about how that happened or what it means, I think the AV Club put a hit out on me.

Well they also invent terrorist attacks that never happened as well, so it's actually like a negative bar to clear, like someone dug a hole and put the bar 3 feet underground, covered it up and all you have to do to clear it is try not to dig it up.

Well if everyone had seven guns like they suggest… A lot more people would probably be dead via unnecessary escalation.

What do you have against sharks man? Can't we just get along in this newswire?

I'll be proposing the arguments in this here thread. "Aaron Boone sucks and I hate him. Discuss."

I feel honored to be the complete loser highlighted for this article. On a related note, I have no idea what this is.

Good thing I only have 2 friends

It stands for "Mayor of Russellville, Arkansas"

If I was in charge of a church sign it would always just read "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Clearly she knew it was a substitute penis

Man, all those unidentified sounds are just giant ice bergs cracking or hitting the bottom of the ocean. Nothing cool or terrifying like mysterious alien water beasts, just existentially-terrifying environmental damage.

You could always just wear a zoot suit

It took a long time to really prep for the looting, you had to get the brick throwing down otherwise they'd ricochet of the iron-clad windows of the time and hit a fellow rioter.

They go to heaven twice, in fact!

Yes it is complex, I worked with a professor who paralyzed monkeys to research artificial limbs and neural-electronic interfaces. It seemed far-fetched and cruel at the time, but watching current news stories about people thrilled to be able to use their limbs even slightly or control motorized prosthetics really…

Obviously a user with the handle "Tigercat919" would be in on the secret feline agenda to drive dogs and people apart.

"Everything living has a soul, even spinach. You can't win."

Can you block me too? I don't necessarily agree with Rainbow Kite, but insta-blocking a person with a legit opinion that isn't really wrongheaded ("treat people humanely") reeks of close-mindedness.

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