We came up with the same motive independently, ergo it must be true. Although I swear mine was posted first. You must be a time traveler.

Until I transported him into a television while posing as a satellite dish salesman.

And that Skateboard grew up to become, J.J. Abrams… And now you know, the rest of the story

Damn straight his motive was relatable. Wearing a dope ass cape is fucking awesome.

One time I hammered a bunch of nails through an action figure and left it under my friend's parents' bed (the Nintendo was in their room). They found it and told my friend I was a weird kid.

He said Jjawa, it's completely different then a Jawa!

Don't you mean "ASS TO ASS!"

Well run your prison better then, Warden.

Just give me another beer you brain dead hick!

A desperate nation turns to Ben Murphy!

Alright I want a terrible fight with arguments not accurately addressing counter-arguments, ad hominem attacks, straw men, objectively inaccurate statements, and logical fallacies are encouraged!

I doubt your average senator is harder working than a high schooler at a summer retail job.

This is… a dark day for racial slurs.

And heeeeeerrreee come the trolls!

Most other leftists would be apologists, but I think this Elle DeLonzo guy is irredeemable and his kind should be eradicated from the planet.

I'm pretty sure he has a Jeb's Ol' Fashioned PLEASE CLAP™ sign.

Isn't there a comedian's bit… Uh, what's his bucket one of the Too Much Tuna guys… John Mulaney! Says about how you can tell which word is worse because you're too scared to even say one of them?

The elusive Robert Denby

Speed 4: only instead of going below a certain speed, dogs aren't allowed to drive the bus

No, it was one guy Holland Oates.