Or there's a wrestler in the crew named "The Edge."

Less walking across vast landscapes at the moment.

Was it actually scat based?

So uh, one of the characters is named Debora or Debra, I'm guessing.

Wandering loner. But not like the heroic kind, just a loser with no friends.

Do they push them hard to learn how to use Excel, though?

Raiden is a good name though because you never know if the kid can actually shoot lightning. It's why my kids are named "Blanka" and "Sub-Zero."

I might actually care or watch the competition if the kids were forced to behead their opponents after they misspelled something.

Do these children grow up to have personalities like our current president? If so, how do we stop them?

"You only got $30K for spelling words, you're a loser, son, A LOSER!" -Runner-up father

Pfft we have the entire Winter Olympics, who cares, wake me when someone besides Sven Snowmanson wins the Ski Jumping event.

What about "Sheridan," I thought they just had the names of the hotels they were staying at briefly.

"JUST FILL MY EYE SOCKETS WITH HARDCORE FUCKING, GAH, WHY DO I HAVE TO TYPE THIS TWICE, ARRGHHARRGHH!" -presumably their thought process

Parmhub, for all your depraved chicken parmesan needs.

Penetration, action, penetration, action, penetration…

Wait so the dude gets transported from the trenches of World War I to Middle Earth and falls in love with an elf?

"Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless."

Are you sure they didn't just hand her random lines completely out of order to read, in a weird stochastic manner?

I would have found actual love and been content with life!….. Okay fine, that one isn't realistic

I will hang myself with this biodegradable hemp rope in such a way that my rotting corpse provides nourishment to this tree for years.