I thought that thanks to recent executive actions we had no choice for anything but a literal endless summer soon enough.

But we are making puns in this thread.

This movie is sure to Dalat audiences everywhere. There's no Da Nang way I'm missing it. Hai Phong is this movie going to be, Hanoi Ho Chi Minh Buon Ma Thuot!

I'm not, I really wanted to read the story about an NVA journalist covering the war in say Nebraska before the US Military captured her.

And maybe instead of being related they can just be good friends and we can just focus on one of them

Alright, fine I'm convinced, I will play one of the sisters, I'm sure the writers will be able to explain why one of the sisters is a 30-something, Caucasian male.

This particular commenter always seems to take things way too harshly for this site.

You sound like a crusty old dean. Can't wait to take you down a few pegs.

I'm dancing guys, I'm dancing!

He's going method for the role of middle-aged Midwestern housewife for his next film.

I don't know, maybe you need to look forward to more things? Then it would no longer be possible.

Your name is Helengoverlock? Well, Goverlock does kind of sound like the name of a Transformer.

Why does Optimus suddenly want to destroy the Earth? A planet he's died protecting before? Wasn't The plot of the third movie the bad guys bringing back Cybertron, yet he stopped them, and now he's suddenly changed his mind? Hire actual writers Michael Bay, or at least let me write your damn movie.

Woah, woah, one of the characters loves his cat? Hahahaha… Oh man, hahahahaha, I can't- hahaha…. Ha ha, I have to see this. He likes his cat, hahahaha!

No the movie means literally haunted, like all the soldiers' ghosts haunt him.

But the Nazis are making a resurgence now. IT WAS THE LONG CON ALL ALONG.

Well the movie ends with him decapitating the children who have tormented him. The movie clearly should be R, but the MPAA must have stopped watching half way through.

Well to be fair it was a Dowd B- which roughly translates to a regular A-.

Uh "Gal Gadot look-alike engages in sapphic erotica to fulfill your onanistic needs."

Amazon ass-kiclers?