I hope there's some kick-ass jokes about trench warfare.

It's made in Wisconsin? How come it's not any cheaper here?

Expensive flavored carbonated water.

I like cold water. Ice cold water is delicious, and people who prefer lukewarm water are monsters in my eyes.

Will Filter make another pretty good song based on it as well?

I just assume they filmed that guy and thought "well, we should probably build some sort of plot around this too."

Is this small group of people simply just illiterate morons?

The least DC could do is give their super villains realistic alter-ego names.

Remember Streets of SimCity? Where you could drive around the city you built blowing up buildings and random citizens' cars?

*Builds moderately successful town that consists of 6 squares of residential, industrial, and commercial, sets speed to cheetah, waits 75 years*

*Record scratch*

That was his mom, dude

"Family Circus sucks. Fuck that noise." -Jeff Keane

Try and see if you can catch it, might as well have some fun, right?

I'm sure you can teach a parrot to recite facts that are found online, actually possessing deductive reasoning is something else entirely.

Going the Trump route of "I heard it on TV, because I said it on TV" I see.

I'm sure some have to be reputable journalists who just want to get a jump on trying to decipher his latest abortion of the English language

"By Presidential decree, all nouns, pronouns, and proper nouns will be replaced with 'covfefe' as to make the President not look as stupid."

Oh no if I was Anderson Cooper I might exclaim "our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh-oh-ohh!"

Form of: Alternative Facts!