I hope the campaign slogan for his opponents just highlight this. Bernie 2020: "Make America Covfefe."

I can't think of a more easily phonetically pronounced state.

He should do exactly that, he nailed Dayton's number one activity

Reshuffles everything back to the "cancelled" pile. Then uncancels them again.

Eazy E has shitty cable apparently

*Anderson Cooper making heads roll GIF*

Oooh, the Belgians are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Belgians! Uh oh, the Belgians are going to get me!

Because of OBUMMER

It's like subscribing to irredeemable garbage as opposed to something you'd have a weird emotional attachment to such that you'd pack it up to move, but throw it away when you're unpacking.

It does mention stomach elasticity, but doesn't mention that there's a couple of exits that things can take to get out of your stomach.

It's living, crystalized ants, isn't it? And the popping is them screaming in agony as you consume them.

I tweeted over 9 million times at the AV Club about how their grade was too low, and they still didn't change it! Social media influence is a lie!

It's actually not that far off, I used to work for PP, only we didn't sell the baby parts, we'd cook and eat them. It's one of the benefits of working there, it's right there in the application for employment.

If men could get pregnant the entire dynamics of society and biology would be completely different in such a way that merely positing otherwise would be foreign and confusing.

We can only settle this with a Vegas-sanctioned boxing match.

Nope, I refuse to believe this because it's dumb and choose to believe the vicious bunny head eating post above.

Damn right she lost out, I'm too good at acting like a little girl that is acting like she wants to be a super hero. Dafne Keen isn't even remotely close to my real name and I'm also 300 pounds off-screen.

I loved Jackman's performance, but that could be due to the fact that I too am world-weary, hate this shit, and also just want it to end.

I'd eat it and say she made out with me, because that's how she kisses, via food. It's all right here in this Enquirer article.

Why does the 'o' ribbon have bunny ears, does that mean something?