Top Gear is one of those very, very few shows that manages to get the three presenter thing right. In fact, I can't think of another one, over here anyway. Help?

Nice, Phel. I would have gone for 'dieinafirehea' myself.

I know a toddler that has been taught to sing Winehouse's Rehab. Cute, in a fearsomely inappropriate way.

It's beautiful…

I don't know Phel, could it be that the ladies might be a bit too feeble of brain to make it happen? It's not as if you haven't had ample opportunity since the dawn of time…

Dang

…but are not baps, in which (in rather different context) sandwich fillings or burgers can be served.

I (as would most Paddies and Brits I think) would define a cookie as specifically containing chunks of something (chocolate or hazelnuts mainly), possibly covered in chocolate and being generally 'roughly' shaped, i.e. not smoothly or precisely finished. As such, cookies are a subset of biscuits, which can be anything…

Dick Trickle