My apologies, ma'am.

Have you seen the hysteria that follows down the page? This news is getting the most undeserved attention. It's just another fuckin' superhero movie made by a hack featuring a nothing actor. Yet again. Get Nolan the Toy Maker to make it with any old cardboard cut-out in the title role, turn the lights off on the set,…

That joke deserves a Benediction.

Mia's mother is Polish; Mia is Australian. So she's got semillon and vegemite in her.

The horse was a phoney. A goddam phoney. The horse was human after all.

Karl Pilkington is a one-of-a kind; a true personality.
Ricky Gervais, on the hands, is a mean-spirited puppet master, but he's still
funny.

Are you guys just trying to rack up puns?

Which part of Madonna's body plays the nearby subway?

Is it an overhead shot of a race in an Olympic pool?

"readers" tend to skip, not "writers." Leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

Many friends who read these books to their kids say they're worth reading, but I don't pay much attantion to that. If I was going to read kid-lit I'd be going to Tolkein or CS Lewis or Kipling and, in considering those writers, we can see how low the genre has sunk, with the possible exception of Ms Rowling.

A vehicle for Lily Collins: World's Highest Paid Actress 2017.

In which case, it will receive the inevitable acronym. Let's start now: "In the MICOB universe…"

I'm going to jump to the Bishop's defense. 'Cause I saw Raising Arizona when few were familiar yet with the Coens, so it hasn't always been a favourite.

And my eyes always brighten when Greg Sporleder turns up. Not as well known as the others, but he's got a sinister snark about him. "Great! We're not gutless; we're incompetent!"

I have been told variously that I look like David Soul, Klaus Kinski, Lee Marvin, Christopher Atkins, and Ward Pally Austin. Therefore, I'd like to be played by Jim Caviezel.

Oh stop. I'm going to be humming that all day now.

Oh stop. I'm going to be humming that all day now.

"I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!"

I still don't know it.