Messangers?
Has any one sat through The Messangers? Kristen Stewart can't act her way out of a wet paper bag….or lipstick-caked vampire kiss for that matter.

Magicians?
What, no Magicians? Was it too new? And I know a thing or two about books.

Not to worry. I believe NIMH received a substantial portion of stimulus money.

Why Mr. Von Salsa, I dare say your countenance and temper are beyond reproach.

I concur. "Flying Dreams" still chokes me up. And I'm being totally serious.

"slices Von Salsa with cutlass"? Is that like that episode of the Simpson's when Homer and the Hell's Satans get in a sword fight with choppers?

Have you seen her wig around? She feels naked without it.

Donny Darko
Ok, I'm too lazy to read all these comments. Has anyone mentioned Donny Darko or was that fucked from jump street.

I live in a small town that has a restaurant with RC on tap. Do you know how many times they have to say "Is RC ok?" when someone orders a Coke? Of course Coke around here refers to any brown carbonated beverage. Including vajayjay juice.

What was up with Paula?
Well, the streak of making some sort of sense had to come to an end sometime. I had hopes she would have made it through the season. There was a scene before they went to commercial where she was biting Simon's hand. They were all on something last night.

Why do I suddenly feel the need to purchase male enhancement drugs?

Man I hate that dude, I mean bitch.

Conspiracy
Everyone knows the sexiest man alive is Jodie Foster.