If you had to boil it down -and in the case of a short one like this, it's easier- what exactly would you say the actual complaint was? Aside from it being clear that the former assistant director is complaining, I got nothing from that.

I often forget that you can call someone who fucks someone in their late twenties a "pedaphile."

We all do, man. We all do.

Oh, you mean "Girlfriend Becky"? I also like how he encourages you to use the hangars to "…"

Well, they bite the heads off of chickens, don't they?

The guitar break on that song sounds like something Walter Becker would have done. In fact, maybe it was…

I had a subscription to Rolling Stone for much of my young life too
And it's just so hard to see anything of how good it was in what it is today.

Oh, now.

I already was into Tom T. -and was more than a little pissed at how little attention I see him getting despite being undeniably awesome- so yes, thanks Nabin.

The family of the man who married my mother (after my father) are central Oregon Jewish rednecks. Odd folks; a lot more redneck than Jewish, as I suspect we'd all be when the nearest temple is hundreds of miles away.

I was right here in the ol' AV Club when I heard Jay Reatard died!

"…and its beauty radiated throughout the land to be imitated and envied by all who saw it," is a fantastic sentence.

Lotta Catholic meth heads out there, are there?

You always try to feed him that nasty, stinkin' slop
and yet at eating time
you want them good pork chops!

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it is sort of odd to consider that we're probably just going to see less and less big families as time goes by. I grew up around a lot of them, and they were interesting studies.

It's not like he has it unbuttoned to his navel, and there's a tiny gold spoon on a chain dangling in his belly hair.

Indeed. Possibly my favorite ZZ song.

You know, the next reasonable move for the artist formerly known as John Cougar would be to only be known as Mellencamp.

No one's using "Jobriath" these days…

It's weird that -of all things- her lifestyle choices would engender freckle-growth.
Unless there's some completely understandable medical reason for that, and I just don't know about it.