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The Narrator Returns
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Yay, the nutjob conservatives are arriving at the Dinesh D'Souza review just on time!

You're right, the list should have just "VITTORIO STORARO IS GOD" posted five times, that was a mistake.

Well

I hear your case, and submit as counterevidence that I am being deprived of the opportunity to see a Woody Allen-Vittorio Storaro collaboration in a timely fashion. Boom. I should've done debate in school.

"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Except the Looming Threat of a Darkness Monster That's Also a Metaphor for Depression)"

"the premise gets its first workout during the suspenseful opening scene, wherein some poor schmuck, working late at his creepy mannequin factory, succumbs to a malevolent force darting across the shadows."

Foreign money, baby!

I consider myself someone who's reasonably in the loop when it comes to new films. That being said, I found out literally yesterday the new Ice Age movie was coming out this week. I guess this is better than being subjected to ads that basically serve as complete synopses, which was what happened with the last of

This is playing at not just one, but many theaters near me this weekend, while I'll have to wait a week and a half to see Cafe Society. If I had a strong belief in God prior to this, it would've been gone by now.

If nothing else (and there's a lot else), Marshall is half of my one of my favorite comedic scenes ever.

And New Hampshire cast two delegates for Jeb!.

And their representative called Las Vegas the state capital.

Nevada had 2 delegates for Carson lol.

I'm still listening to songs at the same time as this, and "WE WANT TRUMP" playing over "Stay (Faraway, So Close)" is something else.

Some guy's holding up a sad little sign for McCain in the back.

(Let it be known that Paul Ryan shushed the audience right when I posted this.)

Shhhhh

Something tells me this is going to be the most pleasant part of the evening.