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Holy crap…
If this is what she gives her father on his birthday, what the hell do you think went down on Father's Day? Man I didn't even think it was POSSIBLE to feel bad for a guy married to Gina Torres…

I wasn't expecting carbon monoxide poisoning, but I did get a sneaking suspicion that Henry's going to die at some point this season.

I must say
Calling this article 'Commentary Tracks of the Damned' becomes significantly more apt when the commenter in question is Ashton Kutcher.

why bother?
South Park already did an episode where a character goes to fat camp. It was fantastic. If something's already been done on television, why do it again? Can you imagine if there were, say, multiple cop shows on television? It just wouldn't work.

@aresnio,

Would have been better if…
Somehow his cutting in line caused someone to lose their arm. That way, we would all realize that that's why you don't cut in line.

the shocking truth!
If you look into Armond White's eyes, you'll lose your ability to enjoy movies.

the 'no homo' thing
The first time I was exposed to the 'no homo' phenomenon, it was at a party where a bunch of frat guys would say 'no homo' right before smacking each others' asses. I know several gay people, and they come across as significantly less gay than people who use that damn phrase.

Just to expand on my own Riddler-Hush theory… I see the Riddler working with the police and the criminal underworld simultaneously to 'help' catch Batman, getting resources, information, etc. to help his real employer (Hush) get to Batman in exchange for the Riddler, I don't know, getting to learn the secret of

These Riddler rumors are killing me
The more I hear the Riddler is even being considered, the more convinced I become that the next film will feature Hush. If done properly, I think it'd be a pretty awesome choice- Batman is such an established figure in-universe at this point that it'd be fun to see Bruce Wayne as

Fucking Twilight how does it work?
Remember when we were kids, and the idea of a massive vampire-werewolf fight would have sounded like the best thing in the world? I don't want to go so far as to say that Stephenie Meyer and Twilight have stolen our collective innocence, but I know I miss the days when monsters

looking forward to these
I got up through the start of season 3 before I moved and lost access to my friend's Sopranos OnDemand… this should help motivate my ass to finish the series.