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Jesus H. Christ
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I see what you did there, and I don't like it. this is serious fucking business.

Look, I don't know who this false idol asshole is (I do because I know everything) but you folks had better quit humoring him and pay attention to me or i'll burn this motherfucker down. Got it?

Funny story. As it turns out, I was never really the holy spirit. It's just that when it was time to debate the actual tenets of christianity, a certain sect won out, and then scribes began changing the manuscripts accordingly and then……

Yeah, its kind of like hell. Interestingly, hell is kind of limited to human imaginations. (cause it's made up) BURN!

Oh fucking ha ha guy. And after everything I've done for you? How about this: People that you knew who are now dead are watching you masturbate.

Hey Hey!! What's going on? Someone need some help?

You son of a bitch! How fucking dare you!