I'M GOING TO BURY YOU IN THE GROUND ELI!

"Mr Ortved, somebody bought your book!"

TomWaits, are you talking about Santa Baby? Because if the singer is hot enough, it'll totally change your mind.

Hee hee…ass burgers.

As a Yankee myself, I say wicked alot, as in "that was wicked cool!" My cousins from Texas always make fun of me for that.

I shop at Old Navy. So am I standing up against the mind controlling religion or supporting the mind controlling corporation?

I've known she was hot ever since Mad Men, but DAYUM!! New hottest woman on television right now? I'd argue yes.

Oh god, I just realized I forgot my favorite: A Muppet Christmas Carol.

Every Christmas, I must watch A Christmas Story, A Charlie Brown Christmas, and It's a Wonderful Life. No exceptions.

Yes, where's firefly and all that jazz.

And like a delicious yogurt, Dushku is something I'd want to eat. HEYO! CHAUVINISTS UNITE!

G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Did you just make somebody pregnant? Cause I think there's a PUN in the oven!

I take my nerd tears straight up. I'm hardcore like that.

No, I'm like George Costanza. I leave on a high note.

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Tyler Perry Presents Publicity Stunt: The Joe Perry Project Starring Stephen Tyler Perry

Dream on, he just wanted more money. You can only be livin' on the edge for so long.

Tyler Perry Presents Joe Perry Quits Joe Perry Project Starring Tyler Perry.