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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot.

The best Castle film is House on Haunted Hill, though The Tingler comes in a close second.

Old Turkey Buzzard. Old Turkey Buzzzzzzzzard. FLYYYYYYYIN, FLYYYYYYYYYIN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

Ben Mears? As in 'salems Lot Ben Mears? He doesn't die.

I just wanna play Ghostbusters
Da da da da da da. Dadadada da da da!

Or be a writer. Writers don't die!

I second 2)

The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Nuff said.

Moo Nork Mo'nique?

You mention Colbert yet not it's predecessor The Daily Show?

Hey kids, take a walk on the wild side!

You see, it's funny. Because their names are weird. Ha ha ha.

Yes, the son lives, and yes he finds another man, but I think any sign of an optimistic ending can be disproven after reading the last couple of paragraphs. How McCarthy describes the salmon and how they're never coming back shows to me that we've destroyed the world. Sure, there may be some goodness left in humanity,

Who would have thought we would have seen ANOTHER Mixed Up Zombie movie featuring a man named Ortega?

Clever girl…

shoot, I meant wit, not with. Epic fail…

With a dry cool with like that
Stuart Levine could be an action hero

Wait a minute, so Twilight Zone characters avoid me? And since when was I a drifter?

Sounds like Thursday morning at my house.

So just Echo doesn't come along, huh?