The Lonely Island…
Was anyone else reminded of the Lonely Island web-episode from ages back where they all got addicted to tooth whitener?
Because that was definitely the first thing that popped into my head when I read the pre-air synopsis.

The worst place to be barefoot.
I've had my fair share of the typical bad movie experiences: I've gone on awkward dates, sat next to obnoxious people, watched sex scenes with my parents (and grandparents, at that), been leered at by middle-aged men while watching a midget ride around on a giant penis (thanks, 'The…