I'm sure they found it in a shed somewhere and decided to build an episode around it.

"A Private Little War" was a justification of the Vietnam War specifically and proxie wars in general - Kirk even mentions the Asian "brush wars of the 20th century" when he's justifying his arms dealing plans to Dr. McCoy.

the monotone drone of those comcast commercials bugs the crap out of me.

one gratuitous prison shower scene.

I like the fact that he's been in some of the best and worst movies I've seen.

I don't think he can even be CALLED a fuck.

remind me not to eat your guacamole.

define "too much"

how can Hannity be the greatest American if George Bush is?

you're better off.

by wig, do you mean a merkin?

where will prepubescent girls go to see Hannah Montana movies if Miley Cyrus prevents evil developers from building malls? Or is it Hannah Montana fighting the developers? Oh, that's right, I don't care. Sorry, I forgot.

donkeys?

filthy knee-balled aliens!

needed a new crop of lead singers to pass out in the bathroom with a needle in their arm.

well that's all well and good, but are there naked boobies?

the focus on Hanks' character wasn't baffling, just depressing.

not women in bear suits - he wears a bear suit while punching women.

the numbers predict disaster - another shitty Nicholas Cage movie comes steamin' down the pipes.

isn't Carson still alive?