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His AUNT Dany arrives. Rhaegar is Dany's brother.

Or a certain warg who will never walk again but WILL fly.

Welcome to Harold Bloom's hell.

Gotta shit with one eye open in Westeros.

I loved his reaction to Grenn dropping the barrel. I hope the writers keep him around and surround him with a bunch of fuck-ups who keep in a constant state of exasperation.

Arya/Hound, just because I have a pretty good idea how the others are going to end.

"Ahem."

"I said knock and hold, you cunts! Does knock mean draw?! Does fucking hold mean fucking drop?!

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After Missandei's scene in the river, I think my nuts presaged Oberyn's head.

I believe Edmure is needed as a hostage in order to pacify the rebellious Riverlords.

The best part of this episode: the Hound's little Pillsbury Doughboy giggle.

AND he's responsible for the Crown's current debt to the Iron Bank.

The season 4 trailers and the title of episode five kind of spoiled Joffrey's death. Whoever put together the "Awaken" trailer got a little too cute at 0:10.

Anna Gunn hasn't changed at all.

"Margery doesn't get naked…"

Yes, I also sometimes wonder what it would be like to have no dick and a pair of useless, inert balls.

Or maybe Pod is a warg. I imagine that there are a lot of horses tramping about King's Landing.

Ygritte.

I thought that the opening shot of the stragglers climbing through the gaping ruins of the prison was a flash-forward. Then it turns out it wasn't. So . . . why didn't the group think to patch up that little structural flaw?