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I went on the ride last year for the first time in over a decade.  So sad that they shoehorned Jack Sparrow into what was otherwise one of the best parts of Disney.

and sorkin

Maybe it's really a TESTAMENT to the skill of the writers that they can make you feel sympathetic for Parker, who a lot of people generally loathe.

Ugh, you just made me remember "Because I Said So".

And yet 50% of the pictures taken by paparazzi show her THO poking through like a five carat trophy ring.

she is nice to look at, that helps

But then they would have hired Rade Sherbedgia, the only guy that plays Russians in American films.

I like the way she says "datty" instead of "daddy", it's cutely formal.

Yes, it's just that S1 was basically perfect, whereas S2 was merely quite good.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ROYAL BABBY???

Yeah, the toilet seat

AKA, the Buzzfeed Mission Statement…"HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE EARLY 2010s"

Agreed.  It was much more interesting to see Auggie slowly pine for Annie from afar.  Eyal would have made for a more compelling/ complicated romance.

I loved the opening music for this show!

Every college has that, and it is always gross.

It might just be the most earnest show on TV, which I really like.

This isn't Tumblr, please shut the fuck up about "Shipping".

, as the girl said to the soldier

Daft Punk Ate My Balls

that's…exactly what they did!