Blake Lively is so, so, so pretty.

*Krieger releases robot arm that is erotically choking Cheryl*
Cheryl: Why did you stop????
Krieger: You told me to start slacking off
Cheryl: Not SLACKING!!

*Krieger releases robot arm that is erotically choking Cheryl*
Cheryl: Why did you stop????
Krieger: You told me to start slacking off
Cheryl: Not SLACKING!!

Who is also the proto-cougar on Cougartown, and an attorney on General Hospital.  TMYK***

Who is also the proto-cougar on Cougartown, and an attorney on General Hospital.  TMYK***

"You in the Coast Guard, kid?"

"You in the Coast Guard, kid?"

Obviously you've never delved into the dark recesses of Happy Days slashfic…

Obviously you've never delved into the dark recesses of Happy Days slashfic…

Watching this show is probably the most self-loathing thing I do.  I just can't quit it.  I was able to quit Weeds after the beginning of season…five?  The one where they got new identities.

Watching this show is probably the most self-loathing thing I do.  I just can't quit it.  I was able to quit Weeds after the beginning of season…five?  The one where they got new identities.

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correct

I like that version of the song, but it is $5,000 on iTunes :(

I like that version of the song, but it is $5,000 on iTunes :(

I thought that it was a B- as well.  It was really over-the-top, but beautifully made.  Yes, more spectacle than anything, but there are worse ways to spend two hours.

I thought that it was a B- as well.  It was really over-the-top, but beautifully made.  Yes, more spectacle than anything, but there are worse ways to spend two hours.

I remember one time Nigella was eating something like candied mango in the bath and the missus said "are you watching porn?" and my only answer was "k…kinda".

I remember one time Nigella was eating something like candied mango in the bath and the missus said "are you watching porn?" and my only answer was "k…kinda".

I really liked T3 but I know I'm in the minority.  I liked how it proved that everything re: Skynet was inevitable and there was nothing that could ever be done to stop it, only postpone.  Also, it was clever how they updated Skynet for the times, making it a web-based, decentralized threat, as opposed to the…