you wasted my time
with your first 5 paragraphs or so.
instead of trying to be a hipster, why don't you make some of your own decisions, then all the hipsters will want to be like you
since you know, you'll be original and stuff

needless to say
that I like his writing. Lev is one of "my favorite people" on the internet. I think the fact that he's kind of brutally honest is always a win in my book. and he swears, so fuck yeah!