AND she's an acrobat, Ted!

AND she's an acrobat, Ted!

MST3K's "The Amazing Colossal Man" is one of the all-time funniest things I've ever experienced.

MST3K's "The Amazing Colossal Man" is one of the all-time funniest things I've ever experienced.

Anybody else notice the article doesn't even MENTION "Zen Arcade?"

Anybody else notice the article doesn't even MENTION "Zen Arcade?"

They used to play that one all the time on this Bloomington Community Access Television program called "Raw Shorts." Good song.

They used to play that one all the time on this Bloomington Community Access Television program called "Raw Shorts." Good song.

Was it something "clever" like The Fred Savages or The Oral Roberts or something?

Was it something "clever" like The Fred Savages or The Oral Roberts or something?

LMFAO!

LMFAO!

Wait, so this isn't a biopic about Johnny "Guitar" Watson, then?

Wait, so this isn't a biopic about Johnny "Guitar" Watson, then?

Actually, taken on their own terms, neither of those albums are flat-out terrible. It's just a little bit of a letdown that all the chords are consonant, there's a huge emphasis on vocals, and none of the sections in 4/4 time sound like they're NOT in 4/4 time (one of Gentle Giant's specialties…"Oh, this part sounds…

Actually, taken on their own terms, neither of those albums are flat-out terrible. It's just a little bit of a letdown that all the chords are consonant, there's a huge emphasis on vocals, and none of the sections in 4/4 time sound like they're NOT in 4/4 time (one of Gentle Giant's specialties…"Oh, this part sounds…

I like Rush, but I think Neil Peart's drums sound like ass most of the time. Those old jazz guys could drum circles around him one-handed on a four-piece kit, while nearly dying of a heroin overdose.

I like Rush, but I think Neil Peart's drums sound like ass most of the time. Those old jazz guys could drum circles around him one-handed on a four-piece kit, while nearly dying of a heroin overdose.

I so wanted to nerd out here and start a sentence with, "Actually, if you listen to the time signatures on A Farewell to Kings…" but then I just thought, "Fuck it."
What's a group you like? Then after you tell me, I'm'a tell you they suck.

I so wanted to nerd out here and start a sentence with, "Actually, if you listen to the time signatures on A Farewell to Kings…" but then I just thought, "Fuck it."
What's a group you like? Then after you tell me, I'm'a tell you they suck.