Ah, you beat me to it by a couple minutes.

Ah, you beat me to it by a couple minutes.

Yes. It's a jukebox musical. Songs appear almost randomly, and each plot element is used more to lead into the next number than to further the story. It's not an all-Exodus deal.

Yes. It's a jukebox musical. Songs appear almost randomly, and each plot element is used more to lead into the next number than to further the story. It's not an all-Exodus deal.

Stranglin' U2?

Stranglin' U2?

"Toxic Waltz" would actually be the title. It would take place in a post-nuclear wasteland and consist of a love story between two metalheads. It would start with the male lead sitting amid the rubble and finding a scrap of newspaper. He picks it up and reads….his HORRORSCOPE! 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Toxic Waltz" would actually be the title. It would take place in a post-nuclear wasteland and consist of a love story between two metalheads. It would start with the male lead sitting amid the rubble and finding a scrap of newspaper. He picks it up and reads….his HORRORSCOPE! 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Ergh. "Jukebox Musical." Shorthand for "you're going to spend the next two hours wanting to fucking puke."

Ergh. "Jukebox Musical." Shorthand for "you're going to spend the next two hours wanting to fucking puke."

You know what? I don't even think we need the teacher angle to sell this.

You know what? I don't even think we need the teacher angle to sell this.

Christ. If that was an actual report card, the GPA would be, what, 1.9?

Christ. If that was an actual report card, the GPA would be, what, 1.9?

Lemme tell you something, that Bill Murray is a wiseass.

Lemme tell you something, that Bill Murray is a wiseass.

Or LOHST.

Or LOHST.

I'll submit that "Hey guys, let's start a band and call it The Offspring" was the beginning of the end. Because fuck the Offspring.

I'll submit that "Hey guys, let's start a band and call it The Offspring" was the beginning of the end. Because fuck the Offspring.