Iron Man 2 isn't terrible by any means, but it's got a lot of problems. But one of the biggest of those problems — that it at certain points seems more like an Avengers set-up than an Iron Man movie — seems a lot more forgivable now that Avengers is finally coming out in a few weeks (and also because Avengers looks…

Saw John Carter at the cheap seats. Great movie, actually; really underrated. But I guess 100-year old scifi don't sell anymore.

I think she's contracted being rich, ridiculously successful, and living a blissfully stress-free lifestyle disease.

I just hung out with God the other night. He said he doesn't see the appeal of the show. Then he ordered a Pabst without making eye contact with the bartender. I need to get new friends.

"You must reside within the fifty states of the United States of America" … lordy, you'd think HBO could afford better writers

Well, guess what: IT JUST DID.

You mean yes it DAWES.

Dirty how? You mean like your muddy feet? Or your sweaty armpits?

Wait, you have to wait until you're 71 to be afraid of the world and how it's changed? Well, looks like I'm decades ahead of my time … again!

It's a well-known fact that the second movie of a trilogy is always the one that sucks, and the third one is always the best!

"What's his name, fuckin' Shrek?"

The newly reanimated corpse of Elmer Bernstein begs to differ.

And is it accurate? I could've sworn we've been suffering through The Office since at least the '80s.

"Thomas Hayden Church as the bumbling Lowell Mather consistently makes me laugh, but his character just isn't growing at a rate that I find dramatically compelling."

Well, we're at the top of the terrestrial food chain, sure. But are we at the top of the galactic food chain? Time will tell.

Timely!

Seriously, asking Mickey Cohen how many men he killed on national TV? NOBODY has balls like that anymore, or probably ever did

Did you guys hear that thing about sports?

also it takes FIVE YEARS to READ the books!

Wait, that movie had a screenplay??