Well, at least Tommy Shaw ranked a lot higher than expected

Hey, that's Urkel's line!

Say what you will about the man's musical ability, but Michael Anthony is a fucking mastodon at the buffet table.

FACT: Besides having been proven to be the cause of multiple fatal cases of spontaneous cerebral hemorrhaging throughout North America, 'LUMP' is also notable for being a song that is objectively — not just subjectively — god-fucking-awful.

HBO—- D'oh!

Speakin' of which, how's that new album coming along, Ed?

You can still admire the movie and disagree with that quote; it's the perspective of the character — a big city homicide detective who sees the very worst society has to offer — rather than the motto of the filmmakers. It's a story, not an editorial.

A whole gosh darn sub-plot about vagina surgery. The heck was that all about?

Ah yes, St. Cuntker, the patron saint of …. well, you know

Well I'm sure some form of ass beating is in his future

Hey, ya gotta write what you know!

I'm hoping this means we've all collectively forgotten Clive Cussler, too. Yay!

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Would you ask Ned Beatty that question?

I have, and Burl's right — it kinda st*nks.

At least she finagled more on-screen time than Sarah Silverman, who only shows up in like what, 3 or 4 episodes

But she does also basically admit in the Shales book that she could have tried harder, instead of giving into the "oh this is just a boys' club so I might as well not even try" mentality so quickly. She does also concede that right after she quit, SNL had a resurgence of female performers like Molly Shannon, Ana…

She really does come off badly in that book. From what she says, more than what's said about her.

He's got a TV show that gets rave reviews from EVERYONE. He's regarded as generally the best stand-up comedian in the game and has been called that by many publications and commentators, as well as most other working comics. That wacky newspaper The Onion even has a nutty satirical review section that regularly says…

Oh, I thought you meant 3/4 of a seven-nation army. Which would be an army of less than two. I cheerfully rescind my suggestion that you acquire a calculating device.