I may have been underrating Sin City, too. And I agree 100% about Die Hard 4 — besides that being the first film in the franchise that I really didn't care for, at the time I was like, "So, he's just being Bruce Willis and not even trying to be a dude named John McClane anymore right?"

I like him a lot, but I'm hard-pressed to think of a movie where it actually seemed like he was making an effort. Unbreakable, maybe? Even in his great roles like Pulp Fiction and Die Hard he just sort of seems to be breezing through.

I think you better get yourself a calculator, my friend!

I hate to be the guy who brings up the hot lady to justify a bad movie, but Sienna Miller's rack goes a hell of a long way toward making GIJoe tolerable

With a name like that, I trust you'll be covering "Moves Like Jagger"

I can't answer your question, but I can award you with today's Artie Lange award for using "blow" and "dump" in the same sentence

The real question is, after actually watching the film, will you admit your overwhelming disappointment, or try to convince everyone (and yourself) that it was really "pretty good"?

It isn't so much a deliberate business plan as it is cold, hard market reality. They've already tried NY, LA, and SF and failed.

We brought the AVClub to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!

I refute it. REFUTE!

Who says comic books aren't educational!

I'm thinking Steelers jersey.

Oh, blow it out your arse!

But Google predates Napster, so your roommate was just kinda dumb, right?

Hey, it's an easy mistake to make. Moses and Noah had, like, the exact same haircut.

Hey, I heard that. My penis has caused an international incident or two too, if you know what I mean.

I believe it is also one of the world's most consistent fairy tales, with most Indo-European cultures having some version of it on the records.

Well, as Milton Berle once said, "It's all Greek to me!"

"A Very 12 Angry Men and a Baby 3D Christmas"

It's called Slimer! And The Real Pawnee