I hear Phil Nugent thinks he looks "grizzled".

I post as football Hall of Famer Bronko Nagurski.

I will not stand idly by while you besmirch the good name of that august organization, the Female Body Inspectors. Good day.

Haven't seen Flags of Our Fathers, huh?

Welcome to Hollywood, kid!

Yeah but to be fair, Nixon called EVERYONE a cocksucker. It was, like, his favorite word. Brezhnev? Cocksucker. Gene McCarthy? Cocksucker. Zhou Enlai? TOTAL cocksucker.

SPOILER ALERT: The Lindbergh baby grows up to be … you guessed it, Clint Eastwood

That's a great point. And Dick certainly didn't and really couldn't explain the nuts and bolts of his worlds' tech. He was too wrapped up in philosophy and classical music and Hinduism and schizophrenia to really care, I think. But I do recall him saying that he came up with a lot of his earlier premises from reading…

Well, *hard* scifi is supposed to be about technology, and its hardcore fans tend to look down on the more philosophically oriented stuff. But that distinction's always been sort of tough to pin down in practice. PKD's fascination with Simulacra and androids could fall on either side of the equation, for example.

I believe it stands for Horatio Sanz Tranny, the transsexual version of everyone's favorite SNL alum.

Jewish Lizardmen are the most badass kind of Lizardmen.

That rascally Shakespeare. He was like the Oliver Stone of the Elizabethan Era!

Well that kid from Last Action Hero believed it. Then again he seemed to have a pretty flimsy grasp on history.

I think it could be fun, too, if it didn't take itself too seriously. Honestly, from the previews, I thought his movie looked like good stupid fun, with some really nice-looking setpieces, and it seems like Keith was more than a little predisposed not to like it.

And how can you be so sure he's not really behind all this?

I don't think I've ever been to an American city that doesn't call itself that.

Dave Attell made a great joke about this on his porn show last night, about some lady having "meth abs". You really had to be there.

With a special appearance by Bruce Villanch as Mr Sean O'Neal

All that ether didn't help, either.

Don't be so quick to dismiss this. It's an interesting new insight and I think it deserves years and years of debate.