Hell he looked older than 50 on Letterman last night. Acted like it, too.

Absolutely. It's also likely that the safety and technical considerations for this project are just as half-assed as its script and general premise.

Actually, my recent sexual escapades make a good argument that 2011 is the Best Year Ever.

There's only room for one arbitrary list-making media property around these parts!

Early Batman comics really are painful to read. The character didn't get "dark" until the 70s, and those prior, Robin-heavy decades are probably best left undisqus'd.

Sting! Rod Stewart! Bryan Adams! One for all … and ALL FOR LOVE!

It's the new AVC-as-social-network, man. Get with the times!

Based on the trailers, that's actually what I thought they were doing. I mean, hell, if you're going to re-imagine the 3 Musketeers in a steampunky, "saving the world from apocalypse" kinda way, you might as well throw some tits in there, too.

… and a bloodthirsty clown who beckons innocent children into the sewers and swallows them whole.

It really was. "All right Fonzie, but if that shark bites your legs off don't you come running to me!”

I think you mean "thai're"

Don't be so sure of that.

He looks more drunk than douchy, actually.

My first thought was that must be some kind of new viral marketing slogan for the Ohio Tourism Board. But then I realized that no such organization could possibly exist.

Meanwhile my epic "The Balking Dead" zombie baseball series continues to move smoothly through its production schedule.

No, a bad title would be one that promises something it doesn't deliver — like if it was called Walking Dead and wasn't about zombies. Or if it was called Live With Regis and Kelly but had no Regises nor Kellies. Or if it was called Crank Yankers and there were no cranks being yanked. Or if it was called The Daily…

Actually I think it's the desserts.

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Depicting Memphis as some kind of dark, troubled place .. that's just Reatarded

Thanks, Xenu!