Or maybe it's just a really dumb guy.

No, there's nothing illicit about trading Canadian Pacific photos. But in this case CP means Couch Potato photos, the trading of which is illegal in 37 states. (And rightfully so.)

We really love this pitch. We're going to hand it off to Executive Producer Whitney Cummings. Don't be alarmed if she wants to make a few "tweaks"! It's all part of the process.

I don't really think it's going for "smart", though. I think it's going for "profitable".

Let's not forget how years later she won us all over with her hilarious "Steven!"s

Well, if you consider that she's actually 63 years old, she's not looking too bad.

This is probably the best news on newswire since the thing about … well the last one with that cute girl.

Haha, oh maaaan … y'all crazy

… but clearly, obviously, the cans of a much younger woman.

I'm picking up some anger here.

Oh, I think there are at least two ways about it … some prefer their men to be somewhat masculine.

Sure there are.

I agree with you — not many laughs in this ep, but Steve's little song was awesome.

In addition to "like", there should be a button for "groan"

Bruce Willis needs to get off his high horse and put Reginald Veljohnson in the next Die Hard movie already.

Really? I'd think a brush with death would only emphasize the fact that life's too short for terrible movies. I believe it'd raise my standards, not lower them.

The library's probably the best alternative, but I wouldn't get too attached to it … especially if this "tea party" thing catches on …

Yeah, just like people who thought that the Android could actually compete with the iPhone.

Lower stock prices also means an increased chance of being bought out by some larger company and then being liquidated or completely changed. And since so many companies have been so desperate to compete with Netflix lately, a buyout-slash-overhaul isn't completely unlikely at this point.

Don't you know? It's simply HILARIOUS to label some things as being for white people, and some things as being for black people. It will never not be funny!