Yeah, I don't get that it's horrible. A step down from the first, sure. Some lame setpieces, a terrible ending, but it does recapture the look and feel of the first, and it's got B-Mur in his wisecrackin' prime.

WHAT?? Man, that blows. I don't meed my beloved In n Out turning into another lameass Five Guys or Flame Burger.

"the actors actually interacted with each other" — yeah, that was Spielberg's half of the storytelling, sure, and really the movie's only redeeming factor. The other half? The ridiculous ploy and laughable action set-pieces? The shittiest parts, in other words? All George, my friend. All George.

"Neither one ever made sense" — which actually makes it pretty true to life. Moms, am I right??

Honestly, Kolchaky, you gotta face it: Most of the world is still in love with George Lucas. Those of us who have fallen off the bandwagon are definitely in the minority, though it can be hard to tell because we tend to all hang out together.

If you're listing best covers you got to list "Rock & Roll Music", John made that song his bitch.

Right on. That actress really went for it in the end, screaming over her sister. That was the highlight of the ep, maybe the series so far, for me.

The editing is really bad. When Glenn got kidnapped, I had no idea what was going on. Zombies driving cars? Where are the guns? Who are these people? Where's Glenn? It was just a bunch of crazy images badly edited together.

I totally don't get the whole "Smiff" thing. It's not like I'm any fan of his, but he absolutely does not articulate like that. In Independence Day he very clearly says "Welcome to Earth", not "Earff". Did I miss something somewhere? I am really reluctant to call "racism" so someone please explain this to me.

A bad economy can totally hurt your chances of getting laid.

Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling

Kirsten Dunst, Scarlett Johansson?

Detroit, Girlfriend, Nick?

Yeah they've been all about the marketing lately. Did anybody actually get a free Dr Pepper when that new GNR album came out?

Ah, Al Franken's sad attempt at movie stardom. Whatever happened to that guy anyway?

I've yet to meet a Brewers fan who WASN'T a troll.

Any movie with Danny McBride and Will Arnett and Bill Hader has to automatically be great, no matter how shitty it is.

You must be doin' a lot of groanin' these days

That's a lotta Maybes
Your theory that this movie is better than its reputation would suggest relies heavily on the "maybe" factor … which puts you on pretty shaky ground, boy-o.

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