I was all about to wish CancerAIDS on Karatloz, but then I remembered that that was how Joe11 died, and realized it would be in poor taste. And also since so many people whine about CancerAIDS, you won't catch me ever mentioning it around here!

Tramping around the city is my primary method of burning calories …

His gruff charisma is the only thing that partially redeemed the last Indy movie, was which by all other measures a ridiculous piece of dogpoopy. It was just good to see him in a somewhat light-hearted movie for once, all his other movies are usually so fucking grim.

I don't date girls who won't kneel before me.

buzzkill indeed
Now I am depressed.

I'm with you, Pig. Ladies and old people excepted, of course, but I see so many dudes with wheeled baggage, it's like, just pick that fucker up, asswipe. Especially since these bozos are usually also yammering away on their cellphones, oblivious to the fact that people are stuck behind them who want to walk faster…

don't you mean
It would BEE a lot less irritating?

On that benefit for autism that Comedy Central did earlier this year, Williams got all pissed off at Jon Stewart for his unscripted ribbing. It seems ol' BW is only funny and charming when the jokes are laid out beforehand on script … I dunno, don't like the guy.

i'll get you someday, blog-cruising batman …
ah, who'm I kidding? it's quittin' time, let's go get a beer.

"haterfan", it's ok to not like ethan hawke
Just because I think that today's Hater was fucking funny doesn't mean I unquestionably support everything Amelie says. I could give a fuck about Beyonce or all that MTV shit she usually writes about.

ok, who let all the fourth-graders in
"that's mean, totes, he was just telling ppl to read!"

judge apatow !!!
damn you, denimdemon, when I laugh out loud at work it attracts too much attention …

too fucking funny
"Can I ever surpass Melville? I dunno."

MUCH OF THIS ARTICLE MADE ME LAUGH
And, I like to laugh. So, thank you.

so then i am correct
in thinking that Balls of Fury looks terrible despite a promising premise.

thanks for admitting, m.a.
It's about time someone said it: I thought American Girls were proud to be sluts. I thought the popularity of Sex and the City meant it was OK to admit that …

agree with the ebert love
And when you email him to bitch about a review, he actually responds to you. At least, he responded to my email, like 10 years ago …

uh … what he said
gravitysgone's answer was way better than mine. Please read his post and feel free to go ahead and skip mine.

Darren
I guess you'd have to listen to him, to answer your question. I am pretty resistant to the "next Bob Dylan" "raspy voiced singer-songwriter-with-an-acoustic-guitar" genre myself, but when I finally (reluctantly) listened to this guy I liked him right away. I can't really explain why he's better than the others,…

what about "don't go there"?
That show and "Talk to the Hand" were really big for a while … during that whole Faustino craze of the early-90s …