I thought that mini Ocean's 11 sequence warranted at least an A- for this episode despite its weaknesses.  Actually, there were a lot of awesome little moments in this episode (Tommy's death glare, "oh no," "kidnapping" Moira and Oliver).

NO THEY CANNOT KILL CONRAD HE IS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL PART OF THIS SHOW.

Wait… this is a real movie that was in theaters?  I thought this was one of those Disney Channel movies.  I've seen it like 15 times.

Oh, that would work!

I was wondering which character that was!  It just looked like a random weirdo lol…

You know what, if you can't work that in, @avclub-484e57c24167c2c591fc8ceda82726aa:disqus , I don't think your effort is really in good faith…

I would read this book.

Please, give us regular updates on where this goes.  If you have to do a time warp and kill him multiple times, I think that would be a good idea too.

I think a B is a fair grade for this episode, and this is why:

Thea's high school gym teacher gone very, very bad… THE SPORTSMASTER!!!

Yeah, the writers definitely foreshadowed/announced that one as loudly as possible.

I feel like it's the opposite.  No matter what stupid shit Ellen May gets into, she always survives.

Is that Home Improvement II:  Vaginas!!  AHHHHH!!! still on?

There were also vanilla Oreos.  We noticed them because all of these things are more interesting than poor Johnny.

Things that would have made this an A+ episode for me:

Liked for christening "Drewby."

I have never seen that movie and I still knew it was the FBI agent 20 seconds into his appearance.  The whole time I was hoping that it wasn't the FBI agent somehow.  I still enjoyed the episode, though, because I am basically just a huge sucker for this show.

I thought that the head of HR is that mayor's assistant guy.  Yeah, the FBI is shown as incompetent on basically every single show I see now.  I think it's yet another inadvertent consequence of 9-11.

I know what it is!!!  I'm not going to say because Polar Bears should have read his Bible and/or his Sandwich Bible more carefully, and I also like seeing him come up with sandwich people names.

I freaking loved that Superman cartoon.  I still do, actually.  I think I prefer it to The new batman animated adventures, but not the original batman animated series.  I'm so excited to read the reviews!!!